Join Hera Lindsay Bird for a two-hour poetry workshop that will teach you to cheat, steal and lie your way to the top. This is for beginners and poetry veterans alike who want a few more cards up their sleeve. You will learn tips, tricks and exercises to get started, and ways to outsmart yourself when your poetry is getting dull. This is not about crafting a polished piece of writing, but a fast, intensive boot camp that will build up your repertoire and make you hate your teacher. Come prepared to sweat.